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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    To be honest Sid the glow will explode with glee if we lose tomorrow and cabbage heed is subsequently in receipt of his p45 from Penfold. Good luck tomorrow, hope you get hammered by more than the fingers on one of those hands you all inherited.
     
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  2. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Well a workman is only as good as his tools, there's some shìt tools on here like.
     
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  3. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    A bit the sh!t stools on the seats at The Stadium of Sh!te.
    PAY-NNP-POO_FAN_SUNDERLAND_1a.jpg
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Mar 19, 2021
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  4. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Bruce is safe, lads. Face it, Fat Mike will take his chances on sphincter face before he parts with any more P45 cash. More chance of beating Man City the Agent Bruce being shown the door...
     
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  5. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Stop it ffs <grr>
     
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  7. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I'm not so sure Sid, It's a toss up between paying off Bruce's Gregg's pasty account and what it would cost large Mike to get rid. There's probably not much in it, so my money is on he'll go if we lose to Brighton.
    I also have inside info that Bruce will be sacked tomorrow if we lose.
     
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  8. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Shìt, joey le'barrton just took a job anorl :rolleyes::D
     
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  9. Ben 10

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    Gimps 1-1 Imps currently
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    In today's Turd Division, Stinking Lincoln earn a point at the Stadium of ****e (that's where some fans mess on their seats). Shame Stinking Lincoln didn't get number two!
     
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Punditry of the highest order Dorts, delivered with wisdom and panache. It could have been Motson and Parkinson rolled into one, in reality it was like Motson with Parkinsons....:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  12. Ben 10

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    I'm looking forward to hearing from all the mackems that have been on during the last week
     
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  13. E.T. Fairfax

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    The only thing stinking is your patter. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  14. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> My pleasure, Jim
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  16. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    More like Motson with Tourette's.

    Ya big pottymouth, DD...!
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

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    haha cant win so you ban typical
     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    they cry they are banned on sunderlands board but im just getting started on the match thread and now they have blocked me 2 faced chickens the same old butt hurt crew lick to give it out but cant take it back

    we want some banter says Albert yea right
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    that was me. A temp thread ban. You were derailing it and made incorrect claims about an ex footballer which could get you and this site into bother.
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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