Chief's big fat thread of fitness

@Commachio Ryan (Sucky) has suggested you’re a ****ter and he would like to know if you’d like to meet up so he can prove it?

Seems like a good chance to reconcile.

 

Well it was actually pinkie who suggested it, I'm not that subtle.

Deffo had some army bum fun back in the day.

All the signs are there bro

 

Only coz you said you wanted to tug him off bro.

Or code for it anyway.

 

Secret gay code that you made us all aware of.

 

I’m saying nowt bro this is your date.

 

You said you wanted to pull a tug boat with your hand.

Weren’t exactly subtle bro.

 

Bro just own that you know secret gay code language.

Its deffo a unique skill

 

Well I know it now you’ve made it public.

You gonna ask Comm for a blow job then ?

 

This is silly.

And frankly I have better things to smoke.

 

Comm would smoke you if actually tangled with him

 

Sucky getting groomed here

 

What you his bum chum or summin?

Ill stab the **** out of both of ya ****s what?

 

Bro, you’re a nice boy who knocks about in a flat cap and makes hearty winter dinners, you’re more likely to offer to help them cross the road than you are to chib the ****s.

 

Ill chub you ya ****.

After a hearty winter dinner

 

Yeh Ima leave chub there I don't give a fuk

 

Chubby chaser.

What’s the fattest bird you’ve slammed Ry?

 

I've got one of my dogs on the rabbit diet. This one was about a couple of weeks and stupid as fuk. And dead. Was thinking at the time, gotta be **** to be eaten alive...

 

Bout 10stone probs when I was younger.
I mightve been 8 at the time

I dont wanna go there tbh man

 

@Number 1 Jasper loves nature

 

Yhe great train your dog to be a murderer