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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Lovearsenalcock, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  2. Sucky

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    Not a good day.

    Popped down to see my best mate today, get my hair chop chop.

    Seems his eldest, will only be 17 on thursday, one of my godsons, has a lump on either bollock..

    So he's of to get it checked tomorrow, fingers crossed.

    This is the lad you plays at safc academy, and has a great chance. I'm petrified.
     
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  4. Sucky

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    Poor kid.

    Hope it's nothin.

    Just sayin that to myself @Tel
     
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    You do know you can order flowers online and have them delivered? Bit more of a gesture than telling them you have some for them which they can pick up when lockdown ends.
     
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    Looks like my back garden.
     
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  7. Lovearsenalcock

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    Sucky only deals in cash so can’t buy the flowers online
     
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  8. Sucky

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    <laugh>
    She lives bout 8mins away bro it wasn't a problem
     
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    Surely he supplies to someone who has a credit card and could do it for him as a form of bartering.

    Actually sounds like quite a good money laundering scheme and no one will think the guy is buying drugs from Interflora.
     
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  10. Sucky

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    Imagine tryna make someone feel bad about getting someone flowers.

    Jax the devil
     
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  11. Lovearsenalcock

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  12. Sucky

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    Flower shops are actually very popular fronts for such things. Always be suspicious of them.
    As are market stalls.
     
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  13. Lovearsenalcock

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    Jax didn’t get his wife flowers

    He will have sent the servants
     
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  14. Sucky

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    Nah i reckon he grew her a bunch from his arse<whistle>
     
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    I am at the stage in our marriage where romantic gestures like that are no longer required - she would rather I just keep sending the cash.
     
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  16. Sucky

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    Sending?

    You pay her not to live with you?
     
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    smart guy is Jax
     
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  18. Sucky

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    I dunno bro. Coulda just pissed her off nice and proper and had her move out for free like.
     
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    She is living in UK, I am working here. Its the secret to a long and happy marriage.
     
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    Another locked down Paddy's Day <wah><wah>
     
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