Years ago, when I was very young, I used to do crank phonecalls. Just the usual 'Is Mr Wall there? No? Well, what's holding up your ceiling ya dafty'. I remember one time, spending half an hour talking to the guy I called. He said he was a dentist, at that moment he was cleaning out his fridge. I asked him if he did homers.
i was always designated prank caller at sleepovers due to my ability to not laugh and do a variety of very convincing accents.
I did a funny one once, when I worked for a utility company. I was the new girl and no one really knew me that well that they'd recognise my voice. There was an old guy retiring and he had lost his ID badge. I phoned him, pretending to be from Maryhill CID. I told him that someone had been caught using his ID trying to access a nuclear power plant. I gave him Hell over the phone for being careless, then told him I was at the customer counter, with his badge in hand. He actually hit me when he saw it was me
When I was about 13, me and a couple of my mates rang all the J Bonds in the phonebook, telling them we were M and their mission was to penetrate Pussy Galore. You had to be there really.
An ex of mine, years ago, rang up Mr Singh's Indian restaurant. He asked to speak to Mr Singh on the phone and when he came, he sung 'Sing, sing a songggggg' to him
We used to ring a Noel Gallagher years ago and ask him all questions about Liam. Then we grew up and last year while pissed we just said lets have a look if Noel is still in the phonebook and he was. Needless to say he wasnt very happy getting a call about oasis' breakup at 3 in the morning
A girl I know used to phone up Charlie Nicholas' house, when he played for Celtic. It was actually his parents' house in Maryhill and his dad used to answer the phone. His name was Charlie too and he'd keep her on the phone for ages insisting that he was the Charlie she was after
buddy at work rang an ad off the free ads and basically tried wind your one up but she was having none of it and asked who it is, he said 'martin' a made up name to which she replied ''i knew it'd be you haha what are you up to ?'' his answer was ''touching myself listening to you '' at this point she snapped and said she was telling everyone what a sicko he was poor old martin whoever he is/was (he may be dead in connection with that call)
