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Have You Ever Fallen Asleep

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Oct 11, 2011.

  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    While on your computer? I haven't, but I've been given it as a reason for someone not returning a pm once <you know who you are, ****<grr>

    I have fallen asleep while on the phone though <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 11, 2011
  2. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Nope.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Oct 11, 2011
  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    thats why there was 40 mins of silence before i hung up <grr>
     
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  4. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 11, 2011
  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I do it all the time.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Oct 11, 2011
  6. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    How the **** can you fall asleep while talking on the phone?

    ****ing dafty
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Oct 11, 2011
  7. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    One word. Alcohol.
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 11, 2011
  8. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    You're still a ****ing dafty
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Oct 11, 2011
  9. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Did I ever say otherwise? Did I???<grr><grr><grr>
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 11, 2011
  10. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I once fell asleep during sex. I was drunk and had been up for 48 hours so I can hardly be blamed for it
     
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    Sam Axe, Oct 11, 2011

  11. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Naw but am telling ye anyway

    That angry face gets me all turned on ever since you told me it looked like your orgasm face
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Oct 11, 2011
  12. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Your orgasm face looks like you've had a stroke.
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 11, 2011
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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    - jordan -, Oct 11, 2011
  14. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    No, senility.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Oct 11, 2011
  15. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Thats only cos I had to look at your ugly coupon while shooting my load
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Oct 11, 2011
  16. MikeHunt

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    He usually does have a stroke before orgasming
     
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    MikeHunt, Oct 11, 2011
  17. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    That's strange - That's exactly what you wife told me had happened to her - except that she wasn't drunk.
     
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    alwaysright, Oct 12, 2011
  18. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    <magic>
    The magic of Rohypnol
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Oct 12, 2011
  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I have fallen asleep licking minge before, and no, it wasn't the smell that knocked me out, you dirty bastards.
     
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    monacoger, Oct 12, 2011

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