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  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    can I have extra cheese and tomatoes

    maybe some garlic bread and a bottle of blue pop
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Mar 14, 2021
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    " Smug, smug "

    " What is now Rooch, can't you see I'm busy w@nking over a picture of myself "

    " There's buggery on the forum "

    " What!!!!.....buggery on my forum, have you got proof?"

    " Yes sir....I definitely tasted sh!t on Roger's foreskin "
     
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  3. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Piss-take 9/10

    Puns only 2/10

    One trophy ready for collection! ****, I'm doing it now...
     
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    Sidthemackem, Mar 14, 2021
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  4. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Good result for the Seagulls. Hopefully two good 'uns today :)
     
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    Sidthemackem, Mar 14, 2021
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  5. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff
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    Love this. There are so many Newcastle fans saying “we wouldn’t care”. Yet if you’d been through the **** we have, you’d be massively up for it. Much like I am. Take the puss all you want, I really want to win this a s it’s, realistically, probably the biggest chance we’ll have in my lifetime of winning a trophy.
     
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    marcusblackcat, Mar 14, 2021
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Howayyyyyyyy *********** :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 14, 2021
  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Still the KoD <laugh>
     
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  8. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    If Tranmere are are winning the Mackems will alter the score, they seem quite good at that when they don't like what they see.
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh> Aye but I didnt put the name in <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 14, 2021
  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Will the winners of this esteemed EPL Papa John Pizza Cup receive the prize in a cardboard box delivered by a young asian kid on a moped?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 14, 2021
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    If you are offering some pussy mate I’ll have a ginger lass please, 5 ft 10, big blozza lips and tattoos.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Is this a Consett word or have you just made it up?
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    good man. It’s a tough game against Inter Tranmere. I think they have a player I’ve heard of.
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It’s Yorkshire slang for a gobble.. blow job... pork sword swallowing act, sausage scranner, cock gobbler, meat necker, meat magician, cock sucker etc
     
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  15. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Still counts. And we all know you mean Tranny St Germain :)
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    Is that you Gordon?
     
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    how dare you! Right your banned... just in case....
     
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  18. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  19. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Just because Jim's paranoid doesn't mean we're not out to get him...
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    How dare you, "just in case" is copyrighted, owned by me and Sammy
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 14, 2021
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