Off Topic The Burly Arms

I found this by googling;

" best spiced rum for a dark and stormy".

Which is a Goslings by the way, as they invented it apparently.

In that search, the Salford dark came up. So I bought it, and it was very nice actually, especially neat after dip in the sea at 9 degrees!

Mate of mine (who still lives in Salford) back home claimsd the white bottle stuff was nice.
So i bought some of that, but he's wrong!

You live and learn, i'll drink it no doubt. I think it's best suited to Coke though

 

By the way, anyone else got an early teenage son who happens to be an absolute ****ing twat?

Asking for Dad's the world over.

 

It’s standard mate. They grow out of it - eventually. Girls are even worse imo, as lads are at least predictable.

 

No but used to be one.

What ya wanna know?

 

Yeah got one. Hell on earth.

 

Is that nickname?

Edit: nevermind makes sense now

 

My daughter has always been an angel.

 

You’ve been lucky mate.

 

Told me to **** off yesterday, but that's okay.

 

i get that most days from the youngest, half thai one. she ain't a clue what it means... Must have heard it from her skanky mother

 

I couldn't have my kids swearing at me, I'd have to put that straight. Maybe that's just me.

 

I called my mum a bitch once when I was angry, sent me packing to my room after roaring my head off.

Never again.

 

Modern world mate, they are certainly different. Don't think she ever swears other than at me. I get that though, I'm an annoying ****.

 

Me and the lad like similar things, except his music, which I go along with, as I don't want to be my dad, with that. But his sister, if she was a bloke she'd be slammed by now.

 

i get that, it's not just you...I tolerate for different reasons.... If she was fully english and told me to **** off, i'd boot her into a cupboard with no i phone for a hour, telling her the spiders will eat her eyes out.

 

Init.
Backhand that lil **** real quick.

When that don't work anymore me and the mum'll just jump the ****.

 

Savage.

 

send it by ****ing letter.. daft ****s

 

Equal rights mate.. they won em.

Let her have em.