I just had a weird phone call...

lol none of the above...can't place it but he wasn't from these parts...

 

Oh aye. Amsterdam was it?

 

It wasn't me as I don't know your number. i do know which seat you have at Vicarage Road though

 

Obsessed especially after being made a prat of yet again.

Sad lonely twat.

 

lmao...no, somewhere near Watford

 

That's no way to talk about ER.

 

you do? lol...do i know which seat you have?

 

Dont be. Im here for you.

 

aw, thanks hon, you're too good to me

 

You would do yeah. I'm in the dug out.

 

you are? Why? And..that's not near me..how do you know where i sit? lol

 

No problems.

Im glad I have found a soul mate with sensitivities like myself.

Will pm you later sweet cheeks.

Oh and it wasnt me that phoned.

 

lol it didn't sound like you sweetcheeks

 

I don't - I just thought I'd see what your reaction was!

 

okayyy...did i do it right?

And do you really sit in the dug out? lol

 

hornette in overuse of 'lol' shocker

 

You reacted very well - I was waiting for a "what kind of bloody freak are you?" type response

Nah - had to give up the season ticket 6 years ago (I gave it up the season before we got promoted again which was a bugger) for family and work reasons. I manage to go now and then still.

 

thanks, i'm not the "what kind of bloody freak are you?" kind to be honest!

Oof, bad timing, but glad you still make it occasionally!

 

You're just a jealous guy.

 

groomer