Match Day Thread Leeds Utd v Chelsea

Black silk size 7 1/4

 

which matches the willy cap size 2 1/4 but hey god give you brains instead, me i have to live with this llb and a half of best Cumberland mind the lady's like it

 

Do You kneel when you don it....or just for m'lady

 

Thought it was snowflakery....blizzard time

 

hoi back off my mate Jammy nowt wrong with Jammy.................................................................. FEKKING HAND GRANADE WOULDNT CURE

 

Prefer marmalade with my burnt toast....in front of coal fire, jams for rice pudding

 

Well i thought jams was for taking the pish, as most do on here but hey ho don't want to upset him too much

 

Scones, clotted cream & jam...FFS what's wrong with you people

 

Upset the Jamster

 

so just how many scones have you creamed on

 

Clotted now there's a good word

 

Stop it...or I'll make you get the family photo album out again

 

rather see yours, love zoo animals me like

 

You don't wanna see my Mrs...makes Nora Batty look like a page 3 girl

Right I'm off for some kip

 

Jam (or treacle) is for yorkshire pudding for afters.

 

Night gay lord

 

Best wines I've had, in order

Chateau Talbot 1986
Martinez Bajunda gran Reserva 1961
And an Italian Amorone that I forget the name of.

 

Blue nun.....well she was a bit

 

Don't mention nuns, bastards, I was taught by them until I was 11, ****ing bitches, hate them with a passion.

 

Well,well my ma was sent to a school that was run by nuns because her dad couldn't cope with 3 daughter's she was the youngest so along with her middle sister was sent to the school where it was sleep in and she told the same stories of them been strict.
And yet funnily enough her ashes are scattered in the old school grounds.