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Match Day Thread Newcastle vs villa

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Mar 7, 2021.

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  1. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    I bet Andy Carroll can’t wait to get on for 30 seconds at the end of the match!
     
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  2. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    What are these floating crosses outside the box we do? Have we ever scored a goal from one?
     
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  3. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Mixing up floating crosses with toilet floaters. Easy to see why.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Mar 12, 2021
  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Carroll, Ritchie and Murphy warming up
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Mar 12, 2021
  5. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Can we NOW all agree that Fraser needs leg extensions?
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Mar 12, 2021
  6. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    **** me. This is the worst football I have ever seen an NUFC team play.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Mar 12, 2021
  7. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Longstaff should come on
     
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  8. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Have we EVER scored from a cross from
    Open play this season?
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), Mar 12, 2021
  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    nearly a Villa own goal there
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Mar 12, 2021
  10. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Frasers cross for Lascelles the other week?
     
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  11. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    3 days off and four half days.
    ****s need rest.
     
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  12. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Our tactics appear to be cross the ball. In the air. To our towering 5ft4 forwards?
     
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  13. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    I was meant to say have our strikers scored. Sorry.
     
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  14. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    20 years as a manager.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Mar 12, 2021
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  15. Ben 10

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    Wilson probably has but none of these useless knackers will have
     
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  16. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Murphy coming on ??
     
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  18. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Did I say this **** would be 0v0?

    Saves me raking bak thru the fred :bandit:
     
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  19. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Playing for a ****ing 0-0 draw.
     
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  20. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Lascelles yellow card

    **** off Ref

    you ****ing joke
     
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