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I just had a weird phone call...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hornette_TID, Oct 11, 2011.

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  1. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member
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    It wasn't any of you lot, was it?
    ;)
     
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    Hornette_TID, Oct 11, 2011
  2. jonathan acworth

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    elton john
     
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  3. Sam Axe

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    I had two weird phone calls today. Some Indian ****ers trying to sell me stuff <grr>
     
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    Sam Axe, Oct 11, 2011
  4. The Raging Oxter

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    If it was heavy breathing don't worry. It was just ER and his emphysema.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 11, 2011
  5. jonathan acworth

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    ive got them above me havent stopped ****ing yapping for 2 hours now verbal crap crap
     
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    jonathan acworth, Oct 11, 2011
  6. jonathan acworth

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    havent you noticed when indians always sell stuff goes very quiet at the beg of call
     
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  7. Sam Axe

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    That's because they work off an automatic dialler
     
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  8. jonathan acworth

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    funny
     
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  9. jonathan acworth

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    my indian neighbours upstairs havent stopped yapping they can talk all night long and quiet in bloddy day !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    im going set fire alarm off one morning
     
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  11. Hash.

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    They are to the real world what you are to not606.
     
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    then theres the awkward

    "hello?"
    silence
    "HELLO?"

    "ahh hello madam"

    **** OFF
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Oct 11, 2011
  13. Sam Axe

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    Yeah as soon as they say hello I hang up
     
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  14. jonathan acworth

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    call centers

    ring them back say hello
    silence
    when they answer say fcck off

    comedy classic
     
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    jonathan acworth, Oct 11, 2011
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    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member
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    okay, so it went something like this:

    Caller - "Hello, is that (name)"

    me - "yes"

    Caller - "hello, er..um..what are you doing?"

    me - "why?"

    Caller - "i'd just like to know"

    So i put the phone down. Weird, coz he knew my name.

    Heavy breathers are easy, i end up talking to them usually lol
     
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    Hornette_TID, Oct 11, 2011
  16. Sam Axe

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    <yikes> I'm scared for you
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

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    Sounds like the beginning of Scream...
     
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  18. Hornette_TID

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    Actually it reminds me of the time i had a caller who asked what colour knickers i was wearing, and we then ended up chatting for a while, and i was doing my best phone sex bit...when he said...thanks (name)...and put the phone down! lol...turns out he'd seen me in some show or other..that was spooky!
     
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  19. Hornette_TID

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    thank you...i'm a bit scared for myself to be honest! lol
     
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    Hornette_TID, Oct 11, 2011
  20. Hash.

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    What kind of accent had he , Hornette ? narrow it down if it was Irish it was me , Scottish it was most likely Gmbol and if it was old man accent it was definitely ER <ok>
     
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