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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Can't beat an original comeback, DD.

    You should try it one day...
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Rumbled <laugh>
     
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  3. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Aye, me dads a mag and he says exactly the same thing whenever you lot play anarl. ;)


    Agent Bruce <doh> :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    "Nig" has been a member since 2019 and has had over 2000 messages. I may be wrong but this could be Nig's first on the Warm Glow thread...another of the "Missing Mackems" :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  5. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    I'm on the SMB but good fortune helped me find this board.
    Well, not this particular one. The decent Sunderland one :emoticon-0148-yes:
    I hadn't bothered venturing into any mag forums before unlike the sad wum mag knackers that stink out the SMB.
    (@Somebodys pinched my sombrero ) excluded of course.
    Unfortunately this isn't my first post on here and possibly not my last but fear not. I have a powerful shower, plenty of soap and a sturdy stiff scrubbing brush ;)
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    You will need that powerful shower, soap, and stiff scrubbing brush...what with you being a mackem that is o_O
     
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  7. Albert’s Chip Sock

    Albert’s Chip Sock definitely not an ACS sock....

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    Good fortune?

    I thought the teller of tall tales brought you lot over? <whistle>

    C6E29FB2-6B7D-4709-9562-D34701714F61.jpeg
     
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  8. Ben 10

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    ****ing use them then you smelly mackem scruff
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Only a mackem could brag about having a shower <laugh>
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I'm guessing "Nig" might stand for Nigel? <laugh> Feck knows what else it could be short for! <yikes>
     
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

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    What's interesting is you don't hear from them for months, they win a couple if games in the third division and they make a right song and dance about it.
    I wonder if they realise how sh!te they really are, at least we're sh!te in the big league.
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    The new one, Nigel, claims he is sick of mag wum knackers on another forum and then says he will be probably back on here (depending on results that is) to give us the benefit of his comforting words!
     
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  14. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    I do after your lass.
    I use the yard brush and hosepipe on her beforehand like. ;)
     
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    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Fookinell your a regular Einstein.
    All your step fathers must be so proud.
     
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    Nig Well-Known Member

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    I know, ironic isn't it ?
     
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    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Is that agent Bruce in the pic.
     
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  18. Nig

    Nig Well-Known Member

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    Sorry i cannot stay ladies.
    Got to go to work.

    It's a place you do something constructive for money since most of you will be wondering :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  19. jimileysbaldhead

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    You mean selling your arse in Penshaw.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Nig's the noise his sister makes when she's chomping on his cock.
     
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