Ok...to summise. He DID run rings around YOUR defence (and Stoke's as it happens. You didn't watch it Rus). But twice we lost...a...football...game. Nah, yerv lost me...
Errr, no. I can't. Not even a 'teeny' bit. And Stoke? This the Stoke that Sunderland dicked? Or Swansea dicked? Big ****ing deal, that really, really scares me.
Point? What point? where da point? Rus - look at RHC's...was it all Suaurez's fault? - or ya just avoiding the point? So, not one chance Suarez'll turn up? Not a teeny chance? Zero chance? WORRIED. (And yer don't hear me bleating on and on about Utd getting wazzed on by Norwich for eighty minutes. Evee if it was in defence of one of your players). Rooney won't turn up - cos Barca beat you - once. logic. Yeah, nuffin changes round here.
What, in the name of ****, are you papping on about? I said I wasn't worried. I'm not. That is all. I don't care one **** what he did or did not do at or to Stoke or Spurs, it wasn't even me that said that, I'm STILL not ****ing worried.
Funny - 'cos ya sound worried. There's absolutley NO chance Suarez'll make yous look silly again...like last time? Surely only a fool would say there's ZERO CHANCE. That's what makes you sound so worried. But I'm easy. Just observing. Wouldn't catch me making predictions.
Didn't say there was no chance you idiot. Can you not read? I said I have a feeling he won't, and I stand by it.
P.S - Like Rooney did v Barca...WHAAA!? Hmmm. Never was much good at this reasoned explantion lark. Eh Rus?
Jese take a breath count to 10 take some anger maanagement sessions! .... or chill the **** out you rat eating dipper you're talking ****e!