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Prince Bone Saw’s Toon thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by cini65, Apr 1, 2020.

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How long until they’re calling Staveley a useless old slag?

Poll closed Oct 16, 2021.
  1. 4 months

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  2. 12 months

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  3. 18 months

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  4. Protests outside her house after 2 windows

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  1. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Gonna be funny as **** on here when NUFC get relegated, the Saudi's are given a green light to buy a club, and buy someone else instead.
     
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  3. haslam

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    The relegation is all part of a cunning plot to take the decision out of the hands of the EPL. Based on clubs like Sheffield Utd it seems the general football league are less bothered.

    #brainthinking
    #cannotfail
     
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    PIF still being at the table over a year on tells you that they really want nufc
     
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  5. Tobes

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    If they want to buy a Championship club with potential and at a great price I reckon there’d be loads of options for a lot less cash. If you go down I can see Ashley hanging on another year to get you and his asset value back.
     
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    Caulkens a reliable journalist, but I can't see Ashley lowering the price enough, so whether PIF are willing renegotiate would be irrelevant unfortunately.
     
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    It’d be worth about half what he’s asking if you go down, I can’t see him writing that amount off instead of waiting 12 months to get you back up. Fat Mike isn’t known for torching his cash like.
     
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    He spent 6.5 million on Bruce 40 million on Joelinton and 5 million on emil crap in 4 weeks, but I agree.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Club being in PL/Championship makes no odds to a set of buyers who want to bulldoze St James Park.
     
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    Why would they bulldoze St James's Park? It just needs the east stand and the gallowgate extended and a bit of a tidy up.
     
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    LOL, develop the prime city centre land and build an identikit cheap as **** bowl on a brownfield site miles away on an industrial park.

    What do the Reubens do for a living? <whistle>
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Probably because they’ll get you a nice new shed out in the sticks and stick a few hundred million quid’s worth of real estate and commercial property on that plot, then begin to starve other areas of the city before offering to buy it from the council at a knock down price and before you know it they’ll own your city centre and you lot will love every minute of it because they’ll fetch you a league cup in about 6 years.

    Or something along those lines.
     
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    Or we'll get relegated and lose two derbies to Sunderland next season
     
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    cos it's on council ground.
     
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    I thought it was part of his extended back garden
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    If it makes you feel any better Chancel Mbemba has just helped Porto knock Juve out of the CL.
     
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    If that wasn’t The Sun it’d actually be hilarious.
     
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    It’d be the most Newcastle thing ever, if the Saudis bought Inter and then you went down mate.

    Even I’d feel a bit sorry for you.........obvs this pity would come a while after I’d been pissing myself laughing for about a week <laugh>
     
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