What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

You round peejs for dinner?

 

Big fan of cabbage. I like most veg tbh. Even sprouts.. Celery excluded

 

Don't get that?

 

Plastic bowl filled with sadness.

Nevermind

 

Is that Tabasco sauce or did you lob the beans on the plate from 5ft away ?

Looks like a hangover creation that mate.

 

Nah he's had a stumble on the way to the table and nearly lost the lot.

My theory anyway

 

Top left. What's that then?

 

Everything has shifted to the edge of the plate, I think you could be right.

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Egg.

 

Thought so. I'd try hide that one too

Ok so now that mystery is solved.


Did you have a wobble with the plate?

 

Theory #2

Schlem was expecting a lot more food than was given.

Made space for extras and got none?

 

Nah, just hoyed it in the direction of the plate.
This is what happens when I'm working with **** ingredients.
I lose interest.

Just watching motd2.

Shearer analysis of how **** Liverpool are. ****s spoiled my day yesterday. Fuk sake.

 

Dont watch motd & ain't for years tbh bar the odd show here and there.
Boring England fanboys on there like shearer and Murphy boring the fuking life out of me.

Just get my highlights on YouTube and don't have to deal with boring farts saying the obvious.

Plus **** the BBC

 

You're still ****e on YouTube though?

 

That works on a small plate, maybe they all in the dishwasher so Schlem had to use the big one.

Theory #3

 

Maybe Schlem is running out of Fairy Liquid so only using half of his big plate

theory #4

 

You'd have to tell me mate ain't watched any for weeks

 

Needed you about when I was doing my fosse norris jokes.

 

@FosseFilberto