It has been brought to my attention that someone has been posting my email address on this site and encouraging others to send me images of their genetilia or discussing their mental health problems. May I take this chance to advise anyone who has been sending me images, that my kids use this email address to register for sites like Moshi Monsters and bebo and if they are to discover one of your sick images, I will be forced to contact the police. And to the guy who self harms, please seek reassurances from your father, I'm sure that he's sorry for what he did to you.
You sir, have a swollen prostrate. Please, if you want diagnosis of your peculiar ailments, please try that C4 show Embarrassing Bodies, failing that, stop sending me disturbing images. Thanks