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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Mar 7, 2021.

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Are you superstitious?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. Don't want to say incase I jinx myself

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Haven't made a thread in ages so here's one you can abuse me over.

    So every Sunday I will pick a topic and you can all argue about it like animals.

    So today's topic is superstition.

    In my head I think its bollocks but I have decided to stop drinking from my Klopp mug as it has coincided with some very bad form and you can clearly see that on the bottom right, "the cracks are showing".

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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    I'm not ... touch wood.
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Not remotely, no. It's all bollocks.

    My Mrs is insane with stuff about walking on flagstones ,three cover drains, can't put shoes on a bed and other such ****.

    Weirdo.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Not heard the shoes in a bed thing, shoes on a table I've heard of.
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Maybe it's that!
     
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  6. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    All a load of bollocks.
    However, I don’t put new shoes on the table, worktops etc.
    Don’t know if that’s my own superstition, or if I’m just terrified that my grandad sees them and smacks me on the nose! Which would be really weird, as he’s been dead for ten years.
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    My missus has a thing about picking up a dropped knife ...

    ... mind you, it's helped keep her out of prison and I've only suffered superficial cuts ...

    ... but seriously... she'll just leave it there and I have to pick it up for her <laugh>
     
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  8. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    She sounds like a perv mate. Just does it to cop an eyeful of fosse ass.
    Can’t blame her like.
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I like to batter a paki every Thursday. I'm not sure if this is a superstition or a hobby to be fair.
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Spurly is so gonna have your ass, Aldi...
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Salt. My old dear would never take salt off you, you'd have to put it down on the table only then would she pick it up.

    Some Irish **** about the devil
     
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well that's normally a Tuesday but I can be flexible.
     
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  13. brb

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    So appears sections of the media such as SKY, Guardian are reporting that the majority of Scots would vote to remain as part of the UK.

    This is not going as planned ALDO - told yer before, give us English the vote, we'd boot you straight out, and we will not have to draw a magic brexit line through any sea either. <laugh>
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Don't believe the hype mate. Project fear is well and truly up and running. Keep your powder dry until after the Holyrood election and see what the people actually do.
     
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  15. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Be afraid, they're using project fear.
    oh the irony.
     
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  16. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    What's this the andy fukin Marr show or wha?
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Deep fried like a Mars Bar ?
     
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  18. brb

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    I don't believe in superstitions, but do believe in fate, whether fate is determined by karma, I am sceptical.
     
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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aye mate. They're a bugger to get in the fryer though it has to be said.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Big Urn believes the main stream media!

    Unsurprisingly to be fare. He's always comes across as a dope.
     
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