Paul McCartney's new marriage on the rocks already?

Apparently McCartney is far from happy with his new wife already.

She's spending twice as much on shoes as his last wife.

 

ba boom!

 

Thanks Ron mate

 

It's on a shaky peg. Oh wait that was the last one

 

This statement, although slightly humorous, is factually inaccurate.

 

So a Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman have never walked into a bar either?

 

This is pure specualtion and has no direct evidence to back it up.

 

Knock, knock. Nobody there?

 

This statement is rather misleading in that it implies to the reader that something has been knocked, but in fact you have only typed the word knock twice and possibly said it to yourself in your head. With this in mind, of course no one is there and you are in theory, talking to yourself.

 

Be a different matter if the shoe was on the other foot though.........................

 

Do you think Heather Mills is jealous? I bet she's hopping mad.

 

This is very much much conjecture, the original matter is based on false evidence and thus no one could possibly know if a shoe being on another foot would infact change the matter of that which we do not know.

 

I'm a conspiracy

 

good job she is not a racehorse or she would be eddie's shoe in

 

Probably.

 

Physically impossible.

 

Dammit. I was almost interesting for a moment.