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The Official Liverpool v Manchester United *Build Up* Thread.

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Oct 9, 2011.

  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Errrrrr NO..

    Cant all go through life with such a dim view... An yes it is all because of this particular woman.. I have been with about 20 women this year so to meet one i like I shall make the most of it..
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    OK mate. Your call. I hope it works out for you both. It's just my last experience nearly saw me off, so you could say I'm still somewhat bitter to say the least.
     
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  3. Sweats

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    The bitches have a tendency of doing that, my last one i thought would do the same... so i went on a quest some would say killing spree and it did the trick...

    no point being bitter dude.. life is too short
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I quite enjoy feeling sorry for myself <ok>
     
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    So we all know too well... you're obsessed with the hammerhead
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He enjoys brutalising them, showing no remorse and no love. Just animal lust. You'd be obsessed too :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  7. Skylarker

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    I'm slowing gathering speed in my obsession...
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Any update on virtual footie, boss?
     
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  9. Sweats

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    you having one off the wrist now?
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    Yeah it's 11 a side and we're playing Utd in a virtual match....
     
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  11. Skylarker

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    Bit hard when I've got young offenders peering through my window asking me for favours every 5 minutes...

    I may have a toilet break soon.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm sure The Gaffer has everything in hand :grin:
     
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  13. Sweats

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    I hope the said toilet break will not be with one of the young offenders earning a favour....
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    Unfortunately it's a male young offenders....

    Otherwise I might be open to offers/favours.

    If my boss reads this I'm sacked <yikes>
     
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  15. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'm officially crapping myself about the game now, loads of our fans are going on about how we will destroy Utd.

    To the fans doing this you had better be bloody right! When you go on like this karma tends to bite you on the ass and I will hold you all personally responsible if we lose.
     
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  16. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Hope Alan's not viewing then <ok>
     
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  17. Sweats

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    best hide it from Alan
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    The favours usually consist of something along the lines of...

    "Yo sir wa-gwan? anychance me can get a ting to get off me work today,man's got bare hassle pon the yard and wanna lay me head down, you get me sir"

    I usually I have a good laugh with them and chat some similar **** back to them...
     
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  19. Skylarker

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    Is it true about Alan?

    I wont get the sack anyway - I stay later than anyone else and often take my work home and I'm the only one with a PhD in the office so Im in charge of designing the new behaviour programmes or just updating them and running various psychometric tests. My boss is sound, she knows I come on here <ok>
     
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  20. Sweats

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    was only taking the piss re Alan based on comments on here last week... he seems sound enugh to me...


    So sky you in one of these privately run prisons? that have targets on reoffending?? was on the news this morning that prison that reduce it below target get bonuses.. ?


    Have to say the best thing for most of them would be to sterilise the ****ers and chop their fingers off... reckon that would put them off re offending..
     
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