Eye scraping football. Harry Scholes pinging balls into row Z every 30 seconds and Palace passing sideways then through ball to the dreadlock *****. Why do I have to sit through so much of this dogshit television? Ole Ball
Every game like this now though. You'll grind 3 points easy though, and that's all that counts from now till the end of the season.
United leagues ahead in quality. And watch Benteke at free kicks and corners - even after all these years, he still looks for the biggest CB and stands next to them.
I genuinely think he’s as dense as granite. A proper frustrating footballer him. He’s great in the air and still has a tremendous leap on him, but for some reason half the time, he barely makes it off the deck.
Palace to sell all of their remaining players and sign the following on a free in the summer: Donnarumma; Hysaj, Alaba, Ramos, Bernat; Javi Martinez, Modric; Messi, Mata, Depay; Aguero. You heard it here first. And quite probably last.
I remember Glen Hoddle making the point when he was commenting on him some years back. For the umpteenth time when Liverpool won the ball in midfield, Benteke just ran next to the CB of who we were playing - think it was Sunderland if I remember rightly - and said ' even I couldn't have passed the ball to him there'. Think it might have been Jay Spearing attempting the pass as well.
