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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Oct 11, 2011.

  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    My wife drives a van, but she has a bucket of a snatch
     
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  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I have one of those too.

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  3. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Don't tell me, it's because your big manhood's ruined it?

    <doh>
     
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  4. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    No, i don t even know how to drive
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Nah, she got fisted by this bloke:



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  6. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    **** sake ST!<laugh>
     
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  7. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    What sort of man are you?
     
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  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    They call us pedestrians
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    Im unable to have children because my sperm are such strong and aggressive swimmers they obliterate womens eggs
     
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  11. EDGE

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    Years ago, when I was shagging a woman, I used to think of Bobo Balde to stop me from shooting my load.

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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> hahahaha. I used to think about getting my head kicked in. it worked quite well. I dont need it anymore cos am a pyoor mad shagger ser
     
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  13. eddieveeee

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    In some quarters I am known as The Trainer.
     
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  14. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    You can't have kids because you're a Jaffa
     
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  15. EDGE

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    That's mighty honest of you Edward.
     
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  16. Erik

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    <beadle'snightmare>
     
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  17. Erik

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    I do the same thing actually. Either we're soulmates or we have the same condition. :undecided:
     
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  18. EDGE

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    The Anti-Beadle is with us.
     
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    <eriksarsefingeringheaven>
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I like films.
     
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