Fridge debate part five

[PINKIE]

I thought it was developed to grease bearings and apply to other mechanical bits. Vile stuff.

It wouldn't surprise me. I think it's also been used as a cheap source of fats to fatten up Turkeys.

I'm swapping out the headset bearings on my bike in the morning. Might lob some Clover in there and let you know how it performs.

 

[luvgonzo]

Sits on the table in a covered butter dish.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Margarine isn't butter btw, is hydrogenated vegetable fat with colourings and flavourings.
It was developed as a cheap substitute to feed the armed forces and 'lower' classes, which tells you everything you need to know.

Ouch!

 

[The Ginger Marks]

We don’t leave it out or it runs off the table.

 

[PINKIE]

We don’t leave it out or it runs off the table.

This is where you’d keep it in the fridge. When it’s 35 deg outside. It tends not to get anywhere near tropical in Teeside or Bristol, so unless you like to chisel lumps of butter off, just leave it in the cupboard or in a butter dish.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I don’t really like butter or any spreads come to that but I thought most people these days have spreads like clover. Aren’t they designed to be stored in the fridge, or at least that’s what happens in my house?
Shouldn’t there also be a question as to whether salted or unsalted is the way to go?

Lurpak slightly salted. The End

 

[Spurlock]

Something quite concerning about Pinkie being so adamant about this butter debate.

Keeps on going full

‘ah well, enjoy chiselling chunks off, hope you die’

kinda ****s that?

reckon Pinkie not got a fridge

 

[Sucky]

Something quite concerning about Pinkie being so adamant about this butter debate.

Keeps on going full

‘ah well, enjoy chiselling chunks off, hope you die’

kinda ****s that?

reckon Pinkie not got a fridge

@FosseFilberto

He said bitter.



When he shouldve said butter.

 

[Sucky]

He did I swear

 

[PINKIE]

Something quite concerning about Pinkie being so adamant about this butter debate.

Keeps on going full

‘ah well, enjoy chiselling chunks off, hope you die’

kinda ****s that?

reckon Pinkie not got a fridge

Last year there were 168 choking incidents involving refrigerated butter.

And also two incidents of broken toes where people had dropped frozen loaf of bread on their foot.

So you can see why this issue needs bringing to attention.

 

[PINKIE]

He did I swear

[HASHTAG]#editgate[/HASHTAG]

He's gone all HIAG, trying to cover his tracks before Fosse gets a sniff.

 

[Sucky]

[HASHTAG]#editgate[/HASHTAG]

He's gone all HIAG, trying to cover his tracks before Fosse gets a sniff.

The streets know what happened here

 

[PINKIE]

The streets know what happened here

I clocked it.

Slurps knows.

 

[PINKIE]

@FosseFilberto

He said bitter.



When he shouldve said butter.

Fosse gonna pick you up on that missing apostrophe bro.

 

[Spurlock]

thought I’d edited quick time

sharp mvfkrs

 

[FosseFilberto]

Something quite concerning about Pinkie being so adamant about this butter debate.

Keeps on going full

‘ah well, enjoy chiselling chunks off, hope you die’

kinda ****s that?

reckon Pinkie not got a fridge

Ponky buries basking sharks in the permafrost under his camper van. Leaves for 18 months to tenderise and it then spreads on toast just like butter

 

[PINKIE]

Ponky buries basking sharks in the permafrost under his camper van. Leaves for 18 months to tenderise and it then spreads on toast just like butter

You never had shark pate mate ?

 

[Sucky]

Ponky buries basking sharks in the permafrost under his camper van. Leaves for 18 months to tenderise and it then spreads on toast just like butter

Whit

 

[FosseFilberto]

You never had shark pate mate ?

No mate ... not keen on the fish ones ... smell reminds me too much of Sucky

 

[FosseFilberto]

Whit

It's considered a delicacy amongst some Inuits...