Rangers v Celtic

The Holyrood voting system was specifically designed to avoid any party having a majority government. The SNP blew that idea out of the water a few elections back. The could end up with a slight majority this time around as well.

 

That total mad bastard @pollock is in my pms trying to sell me recording equipment.

I said "Julie's brother works in a recording studio"

And square bonce says "Really? I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician. And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too"

Dying

 

I’m dead

 

was at a sound check where the PA guy said to the drummer
“ now just do a run around the kit” and he got up and jogged in a circle- ****ing legendary times

rock and roll will never dye.

 

That is pretty funny actually.

 

Could anyone name any *Celtic players that would get into the Rangers squad?



*players that’ll still be at the club come next season.

 

@Mindy

 

Oooooooooooft

 

Frimpers sticking the boot into Celtic!

 

Will he jump?

 

1st caller tonight asking if it’s 1 or 55

“Football fan”

 

When they come out with that, you know that Jinky the dug has been booted from pillar to post and Bernadette is round at her maws house

 

Sturgeon takes both barrels from Doogie Ross Loyal lol

 

55 could end her

Goes to show how far the cult has brainwashed the spastic xenophobes that even when presented with her bare face lying to the Toytown parliament, they still either don’t believe you or will vote for the scumbags because independence trumps everything, for no other reason other than they’ve made a total **** of themselves for 15 years.

 

Looks like El Kranko is finished.

Guffaw.

 

This could send the few remaining bheasts proper round the bend

Hagi and Messi advert going down well as expected over the *****s lair.

 

mon taking it to the wee Ned fae Greenock

 

He's demanding a bag of cans and Rodgers back!