Post a Random Fact About Yourself

I saw this on another forum and thought it would be a bit of fun if we had a similar thread on here.

The object is to post random facts about yourself and they can be funny or serious but they must be true.

I'll start - I once hid in a friends cupboard to surprise him but he came home with his girlfriend so I decided to stay in the cupboard and I had to listen to them having sex for 30 minutes.

 

I once came home with a burd and some wee sad git was hiding in my cupboard.

 

Gambol's my sex slave.

 

I was living in my cupboard when some bald guy entered my cupboard to **** over his friend having sex with his girlfriend

 

ps.I'm also gay

 

I think I'd look really good with a moustache but don't want to grow one in case I end up looking like a sex offender.

Is that a fact or just a **** thought? Either way, you now know something about me.

 

I'm not bald, it's a medical condition

 

I don't use bookmarks, fold the corner or memorise page numbers to keep my place in a book. I just intuitively know where I am. I don't know anyone else who does this.

 

I prefer bums to tits

 

i prefer bums to tits

 

I like to sniff soiled panties whilst I masterbate

 

I have a BOXTER.

 

I don t like people

 

I'm in a manchester riot video

 

I was on the Untied Shoelaces Show with Tiger Tim.

 

Is that a euphemism ?

 

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No, it's a car. Dumbass.

 

it's by far the worst porsche you can buy. better off with a green polo to be fair