Lewis Hamilton for a (in his own words) "shocking" race! When he is not crashing into people he has a dire race! We need the old agressive but clean Lewis back!
Either Liuzzi's mechanics (for only getting him 12 laps in the weekend before the race) or Buemi's mechanics (for the tyre stuff-up).
McLaren (yes AGAIN ) for having race winner Button park up early 'cos he would run out of fuel on a parade lap.
Felipe Massa - Moaning about what was a minor collision, and then getting beaten by Michael Schumacher while his teammate chases down Button for the lead.
The Hamilton haters for ignoring a slow punture and somehow translating that and a slow pit stop as hamiltons fault!
David Coulthard. Coulthard observing 'high G forces on right side of neck on clockwise circuits - pause - of course THIS is a clockwise circuit' Brundle chipping in 'in fact its a figure of 8 - so half right and half leftside' Embarrassed laugh from Coulthard.
Eddie Jordan for saying that Suzuka is not a Red Bull track. Eddie Jordan for "hare and the dog" comment. Eddie Jordan for stealing someone's phone. Eddie Jordan for appearing with his microphone stuffed down his shirt and chopsticks in both hands when they started the forum. Vettel for being a hypocrite. (moaning, moaning and moaning some more about Alonso putting him on the grass at Monza and then forcing Button onto the grass himself at Suzuka)
Can I nominate Jenson Button, for his comment about DRS? I think it was in free practice, but he said that nobody had dared take 130R with the DRS open. Not only were his team-mate and Vettel already doing this, but Heikki Kovalainen in the Team Lotus was too. Impressive stuff from Kovalainen.
Hahahahaha My custard pie goes to Buemi's front right mechanic, whom I believe was responsible for the wheel coming off. If said person is reading this and can explain that it was not entirely his fault, I hereby apologise in advance; but I see no other explanation at the moment.