I can hear them to, I talk back, I love the voices, make them your friend and you will never be alone.
Dear Sydie I have two problems that I need help with. 1. Can you tell me how I can cure the boredom of international breaks? 2. I'm addicted to 'soaps' Neighbours, Home & Away, Emmerdale, Eastenders and Coronation Street. I need help, but don't need to be told to 'get a life' so what are my alternatives?
Dear Sydie, the super moderator on Not606 get's on everyone's nerves and we're not sure how to tell him we don't like him?
Dear Sydie, The other day I snuck into the bedroom to check on things at my fab fave website bigandbouncy-dot-com. As my wife's soap was on the box, I decided it would be a perfect moment to bash one off the auld bishop, besides, I can never say no to Ingrid, she has killer baps and those slinky see-through negligees are the cause of erotic trouser surges that I cannot deny myself. I'd just finished and reached for the tissues when I saw my wife stood motionless, staring at me with eyes popping and mouth agog. She had obviously been there the whole time. Do you think she might be some sort of pervert? Shameless
Dear Sydlie... Iv'e got a raging hangover, after a severe night on the piss with a German buisness associate.. Things started quite well, but as the night wore on, it deteriorated to the ineviteable.. I'm not quite sure if the story of Hitler only having one ball went to well... Sod the loss revenue, can you verify the fact of the one ball. Or was it Himler of Gorbels.
I would use kindness and tact It would be a shame to waste that agog mouth It was Hitler, Gorbels was a ladyboy
Dear Sydie, I am about to marry a Thai girl secretly without my current wife knowing. Then I will set her up as a heroin mule in order to fund my crack cocaine addiction. Once my sister gets out of the nick she has plans to set up a brothel with the proceeds using my parents home who will no longer require it as they are serving a long term prison sentence for poisoning the local vicar's coffee. Obviously Ampon will be the star feature and I also intend to train her in the art of ping-pong balls, so she can entertain guests and family with her tricks. However, in doing so I am starting to feel a bit guilty and have recently had an urge to be a honest with her. So, do you think I should tell her that my brother is a Toon fan? Shameless
I feel your pain but, tell me more about the brothel, locatation, OAP rates, Super Mod specials, dog section
Dear Sydie, My wife and I always argue about football. I do two jobs and she stays at home living off my earnings. When Corrie is on on a night she sky pluses it and watches it whilst I am home instead of taking it upon herself to watch it whilst I nwork and watch something I/we want to watch (porn) - what can I do?
I have had the same problem, twice, and after years of searching for a solution I found the best answer is to stop going home, get a third job and set up a regular bank transfer into her account. I traded both wives in for the full Sky package and a season ticket, far more satisfying
Dear Sydie, My wife has started going out with "the girls" quite a lot recently. Visiting the hairdressers a lot, buying lots of make-up and clothes. She's also started coming in very late with lame excuses. A car drops her off, but it's too far away for me to see who's driving. Last night I decided to wait in the garage to get a closer look, so I hid behind my golf clubs. Sure enough, my wife got out of the car, got her panties from her handbag and put them on. Whilst behind my clubs, I noticed a hairline crack in the shaft of my new Ping driver. Is this something I should try to repair this myself, or should I take it back to the shop where I bought it?
Dear Sydie my friends wife loves it doggy style, but is being put off, as the dogs breath stinks, and it refuses to gargle with listerine can you help her
I used to have a spelling problem then I realised it did not stop me getting on in life. I still cant spell but no longer have a problem, others do but that tough ****.
Dear Sydie... Just read a story of a man who may need some guidance, what a plum... (actually read it on the skunks board, and found it slightly amusing). http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...ner-bagged-third-place-by-taking-the-bus.html
Dear Syd I've been shagging a married woman from the Peterlee area, and I suspect that her husband, who goes by the name of Sombrero or something, was spying on us when I dropped her off whilst she was not wearing any knickers near her home...Do you think he suspects that something is going on?
