Off Topic The Burly Arms

It's quite a good one though stoned as you can't really **** it up. A bit like pointing or plastering

I wouldn't do any joinery or woodwork stuff that involved measuring and fiddly cuts. Bound to make a mistake and end up burning it all for firewood lol

And electrics are a definite no no.

 

Full moon tonight, been watching it come up.

 

You got fangs too Luv ?

 

Thought the autocorrect had done that for a second.

 

Lol that would be some autocorrect.

Welsh Wolf ooowwwwwwwww !

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I've got a conundrum.

Been chatting on n off with this Polish chick at work and I found out today that she's only 20. Which, while not ideal, isn't too bad in itself, but I then I realised that it meant she was born in the year 2000 which has freaked me out a bit.

 

And what like?

You’re not 30 yet are you?

 

Nah 30 in about two months, but someone born in the year 2000 just sounds really young to me so it's put me off a bit.

 

Don’t be daft mate, a 10 year age gap is fine. The 2000 thing is irrelevant.

 

Snap her up whilst she's baggage free mate

 

I know what you're saying, and you're probably right, but I dunno if I can have sex with someone who's never seen a video player.

Sure it'll change once the sun's out and drink is taken like lol. Just threw me off a bit today.

 

Just bang her til she falls in love with you then drop her bro wtf

 

I agree with Tobes take on this. You are nearly 30, she is 20...I'm not seeing a problem. ****te loads of relationships have 8-10 year gaps, and work fine. You've done the right thing in clarifying the age, but certainly shouldn't be getting hung up the '2000' thing. Go for it mate.

 

Junior Fosse is in da house....

 

Who said anything about a relationship lol?

She'll get 3 minutes if she's lucky after the past 6 months

 

Nah that soppy **** would bang a ring on it after a year of "courting" just to bang.

 

So what's the '2000' thing got to do with 3 mins

Make it 4 minutes and I'll even give you a song....

 

You make it count bro.

Make it feel like 30

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I reckon I could write a cracking article for one of the Sunday’s on the unseen COVID victims - the creation of a generation of premature creamers and frustrated minges.