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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Did we :huh:
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

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    Aye

    Wet wipes the lotta ye
     
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    talking ****e ya nonce
     
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    HENRIK Larsson has revealed he ditched his trademark goal celebration after complaints from angry parents.

    The Celtic star used to mark every goal by sticking his tongue out.

    But he had to find another way to show his delight after being swamped by letters from parents complaining about their kids copying his antics.

    The 32-year-old, who will leave Parkhead at the end of the season, said: 'I got a lot of letters from upset parents who didn't want their kids copying it.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    A MAN who was caught trying to break into a flat in Govanhill was trying to find somewhere to sleep.

    Traian Rostas had just finished a three-day bus journey from Romania to Glasgow on the night of the offence on March 4, last year.

    The 39-year-old appeared at Glasgow Sheriff Court after pleading guilty to attempted housebreaking.

    The court heard: “At 9.20pm there was police officers in an undercover police car nearby. Officers saw three people climb over a garden fence and gain entry to the rear garden.

    “Police followed behind them and they were seen walking into the common close and to the first floor.

    “At that time, one of the other accused knocked on the flat door and there was no reply. The other two, including the accused, appeared to be keeping a watch downstairs however didn’t see the police.

    “The other accused then put a crowbar under the door, and they started trying to force the door open. It was at that point the police ran up and apprehended all three. They were arrested and taken to the police station. They were all cautioned and charged. The accused replied, ‘we wanted to sleep’.”

    Rostas’s solicitor explained that his client has a wife and seven children who all live in Romania
    He added: “At the time of the offence, he had just finished a three-day bus trip from Romania. If at liberty, he will be residing with his cousin on Dumbarton Road.

    “The initial intentions were to find somewhere to sleep, however he accepts the circumstances.

    “He is remorseful and apologetic. He has been remanded in custody since January 14 and is struggling to cope with prison. He accepts any disposal.”

    The sheriff sentenced Rostas to 78 days in prison which was backdated to the day he was remanded - which meant he was released after his court appearance on Monday.


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  6. monacoger

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    OH MY DAYS!!!!!!!
    TREV GIVING IT SOME!!!!!
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Did they send him back?
     
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  8. Toley Fart

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    no they brought the wife and kids over
     
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    Gerry fae Coatbridge asking when the SFA are going to get their act together and ban Patterson and Bassey for breaching Covid Protocols!

    Well Gerry they are probably busy investigating Celtic breaching Protocols in Dubai that they said they would do at the start of January.

    :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    But but but...WHAT ABOUT BREXIT!
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Look away now if your manager is called Kennedy



     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    West Midlands derby is an absolute barnstormer!!

    :emoticon-0113-sleep
     
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    Nev just broke Mindoid in half with a swift hi-karate chop to his exposed, malnourished rib cage :cheesy:
     
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  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Joe Worral is the captain of Forrest <laugh>

    **** sake
     
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  16. Fabulous Fabio

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    PR7 just came on to save the day for Derby.

    Quite a few ex old firm players I notice.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

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    ****ing hunners <laugh>

    all rejects I might add. Apart from PR7 of course.

    (Waggy was bang average)
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Remember he ran the ball outta play that time <laugh>
     
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    Theres another just came on, that Blackett was at Celtic am sure
     
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  20. Fabulous Fabio

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    Poor **** came on to help see out the game and about 3 seconds later Derby score <laugh>
     
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