That's right, because you can't handle your ale, you pass me off as a wkd drinking jessie! Ya woolly scarf wearer ya!
The only time WKD is acceptable is when it is used as a mixer, and the only time a mixer is acceptable is if it contains alcohol itself.
Try this - Put a full bottle of vodka in a jug, one WKD, 1 bacardi breezer and 1 smirnoff ice. When you have finished you will be dancing in the street in your underwear.