Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Anyone with an accent not like mine is a norvern monkey bruv.

 

Never said I was so dunno what your piping up for dickhead.

 

Plassie Cockney as well as being a plassie Kopite.

At least you’re consistent.

 

Yeh i did mention to my mum when I was two that, that could be a problem on not606 in the future.

Fukin peasant mug

 

did she clout you with a wooden spoon and remind you to record corrie?

 

Too soon?

 

Slipper usually.

Then belt.

Coat hangers

Proper old skool my Marge


You got a like from Tobes

 

spoilt brat me, mummys boy.

never got hit once, Dad hit me round the head once but that was it, not hard.

 

Haha I got licks

 

I remember a reet good right hook from my Dad one time

my mum just used to grass me up...never hit me

 

I like the way you posted that, and then went back to it 13 minutes later to add the peasant line.

Not that you were bothered or anything

 

What am I bothered about now fosse?

 

Other way round for me, I'm grateful for that too, wouldn't fancy a go with my dad even now tbh

 

The adoration is quite humbling at times ...

Ponky and Sucksta are like groupies ... not the ones you'd bed, of course ... but the ones that you know will still be attending your concerts when they are retired ... retired being somewhat subjective in the Sucksta's case as technically retirement suggests having once worked

 

What a strange fellow

 

Or not

 

Now you share my pain

 

Nah, gererrgen can’t be that bad.

 

Apparently Allisons father has drowned in Brazil.