i doubt a self drive car would have managed to put the chair in the boot nor push me up my fairly steep drive that i had at my last place . I seem to vaguely remember something about an onboard alcohol testing system being trialled which if failed meant car wouldn't start but haven't seen anything recently .
Future that I think, no reason for these things not being automated one day. Just give us droids ffs, could you imagine being home alone - feeling a bit lonely, so you just turn on your C3P0 motherfucker and he just starts yammering away while happily doing the chores. While we're sat here puttin money into ****in, i dunno, fishermen subsidies or some bollocks
Maybe not, but how about not folding up the chair at all? Get pissed, txt car, Car comes, ramp pops out, you roll in. Boom
have an app ye, has your stuff all saved onto it press the button, car rolls up - AI whos driving "Hello Solid, let's get your home " "ye-gahhabalaela.." "I see you're slightly inebriated. Fear not, simply throw up where you please and I will fix it in no time." *drives*
Exactly mate, and solid dnt have to worry about all the broken wing mirrors down his street or that guy he hit on the crossing.
you could also have cars bombing around way faster if they're all smart like, instantly all the cars would know where they're all heading, so they could read each others paths and would be able to calculate possible crashes. Once its mapped you're mathematically just not going to crash. Stick ye kids in the back, go back to bed, they'll at school in about 2 mins and your phone will ping "delivered:littleshitheads" mate im excited
Woods had recently had back surgery and it was apparently giving him gip, he's also got a history of driving while under the influence of painkillers/tranquilisers. Police say they didn't test him though. Had them interviewed on the radio and they said they were happy he wasn't DUI so didn't take a sample. Probably because it was Tiger woods. Lucky to be alive but that's his golf finished. No way is he able to play the way he did with his legs and ankle bolted together.
yeah then the car brakes and you fly out through the ****ing windscreen . sounds like most of the taxis round here tbf .
Reminds me of my mate once years ago when he was off his head. Got into a taxi after a night in town and he got in the front. He's a proper messy drunk n wasn't even on the wind up. He was slurry as **** and the conversation went something like: Driver: "Where you off to lads?" Mate: "I'm going to my house and he's going to his house." Driver: "Haha very funny mate, where we going?" Mate: "I told ya mate, I'm going to my house and he's going to his house" (with really exaggerated pointing) I'm literally crying with laughter which is making both of them angrier and angrier. Ended up getting kicked out and having to wait another twenty minutes. Well worth it though.
What's that going to do with bring a rebel lol? Was just a funny drunken moment. Well, funny when you're 19 anyway.
