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Who the fastest sprinter on the team?

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  1. Mod Face

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    I think this thread is worth derailing so that you may elaborate on that...

    What's up?
     
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    Seriously though, I swear Obertan had this massive 60 yard run against someone who was about 10 meters in front of him and won the race when he played for Man Utd.
     
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    Probably did, Ranger's just stronger (and slower).
     
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  4. Amnesiac

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    Arsenal on the opening day, Sagna had a headstart on chasing the ball to the sideline and Obertan beat him easily! You on crack lad?!
     
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  5. Heavy Metal Toon

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    rofl, dunno mate. Today i was sitting down, and i got up to pick up one of my posters that fell down, and all i remember is flashing lights and then me wondering wtf i was doing on the floor. Took me 10 seconds to remember why i was even out of my chair. Scary stuff.
     
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  6. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Obertan is probably the fastest, sorry i forgot about him. I just think Ranger is also fast as ****.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Oct 10, 2011
  7. Beatski

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    HMT: who's the fastest?
    everyone: Obertan
    HMT: doesnt matter, it's Ranger



    why ask?
     
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    Beatski, Oct 10, 2011
  8. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. A November Night In Rotterdam

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    He did something similar against Sagna for us on the opening day. And Sagna is no slouch!

    Edit: Beaten to it. <laugh> at Beatski
     
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  10. Heavy Metal Toon

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    I wasn't saying it's fact, just giving my opinion. We're supposed to exchange opinions on this forum.
     
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  11. Mod Face

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    Is it okay now though? Probably just needs a good night out to cheer itself up and by the sounds of things, so do you. :)<ok>
     
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  12. Heavy Metal Toon

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    rofl nah. I need a good nights sleep. Only got like an hour last night rofl.
     
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  13. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Why would you roll on the floor laughing about only getting one hours sleep?
     
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  14. NUFCtomw362

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    Swear whenever you rate players you go through their fifa stats and name buzzwords like Agility, Acceleration, Composure etc haha
     
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    Ba - Simply cause he's fast on Fifa.
     
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  16. Mod Face

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    That's probably it then. I always say that sleep deprivation is a cost-effective alternative to getting drunk. Shares pretty much all the same symptoms. <ok>

    If you keep having these blackouts though, get in touch with a doctor.

    When you're that tired, EVERYTHING is funny!
     
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  17. NUFCtomw362

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    <laugh>

    You need to stop using americanisms like rofl, it's on a par with 'my bad' !
     
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  18. skalpel

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    Obertan is easily the fastest.
     
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  19. Heavy Metal Toon

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    wtf rofl isn't American. It belongs to the Internets.
     
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  20. Beatski

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    I'll let ya off this time, sickboy.
     
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