No need to be rude. When I first joined a few people said you were the same bloke who pretended to be a woman on BBC 606. And I have to say, I'm yet to be convinced otherwise.
I have the same 'problem' with medrina. It keeps me awake at night, as I'm sure ER's infatuation with you does too.
I haven't once seen you even remotely resemble a woman. So your either a bloke or a neddy wee tomboy.