Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

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How many camels he want for her?

 

You can only ride the one at once bruv ...

 

Slurps turned up yet?

 

Long appointment mate ... having "speshul one" razored in just above the ears, apparently

 

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Barbers like **** lockdown.

 

We actually came back into that half pretty well after a terrible start.

Need to keep that up 2nd half. We’ll probs dominate possession and end up losing 0-3

 

Think he’s taken my dog out for a walk mate

 

Wernt no come back bro it's one nil

 

I really hate racial stereo types...but my daughter went to Morocco with uni a few yrs ago and one of her mates was offered 5 camels to buy her...ffs ... talk about living up to it

 

Thats why he's taking so long.

Getting the dogs hair cut too

 

Won the hearts and minds though.

 

@Spurlock

My dog has a flat top with a number 2 back and sides please bro.

 

He needs to put me in touch tbh I'm desperate for a haircut.

 

Me too. My guy has been doing it from home throughout too. Loads probably have.

 

Not bad from Arsenal to only be 1 down.

 

Yeah I know a couple of people who are doing it, tempting but have resisted. Weird how the idea of a haircut is almost a taboo subject right now lol.

 

If put in that position I'd like to think my response would be. "And what the **** am I supposed to do with these camels mate? How about you sell those camels and come back with a cash offer?"

 

People in Tesco glaring at you because you’ve got a professionally done trim.