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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Feb 19, 2021.

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  1. FosseFilberto

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    Not a patch on a girl sucking on a flake tbf ... but then again, I'm old skool <whistle>
     
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    Lol...sorry to disappoint mate. I think she was in the water for 80 minutes and it was after 40 minutes circulatory arrest kicked in.

    Anyway to put things in perspective the nearest star to our own is Proxima Centauri, with current technology it would take us 50,000 years to get there. So forty mintues hibernation don't cut it really. <laugh>
     
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    I read that article too, for some reason thinking it was days rather than minutes... still mad that. Surprised I've not heard about it tbh.

    Just on your last part. It's all about the cyborg vibe bro.
    Like this, obviously this is fiction, but you get the idea.

    Rather than simply being worn, a Space Marine's armour integrates with him. It can take many solar decades to forge a single suit of power armour, and each is maintained with absolute care and devotion by skilled Chapter serfs or even the Space Marines themselves. Each suit is a unique artefact with a spirit and history deeply valued by its Chapter.

    Power armour has a range of auxiliary systems that improve the Space Marine's effectiveness, including auto-senses made up of thought-activated communications systems, augurs, audio filters, targeting reticules and numerous other features.

    Life support functions include pain suppressors, combat stimulants and anti-venoms. Reinforced greaves incorporate gyroscopic stabilisers and power units that magnetise the soles of the armour's boots for zero-gravity and vacuum combat


    PS. @Libby he spelt minutes wrong <whistle>
     
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    I think this is called for

     
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    Banger.

    Aliens would love it
     
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    They should play it on Mars full blast.
     
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    50,000 years, it aint happening bro. <laugh>

    The only way that is going to change is if we get visitors and they tell us how to do it, rather than farming us out as a meat delicacy or at the very least we pray they are vegans.
     
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    Ok so if you could find a way to put a person's brain inside a robot/cyborg

    Why not?

    Cyborgs don't gotta eat or **** or sleep.

    Trust bro it's the way to go.

    That sleeping in an ice bucket for hundreds/thousands of years ain't the one.
     
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    We'd have to obviously grow babies in jars cos no sex, cyborgs don't need sex.

    Edit: sorry baby brains in jars.
     
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    If you put a human brain in a Cyborg, the Cyborg is likely to become racist and form an army to kill off the human race, which kind of defeats the object. :bandit:
     
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    Funny you say that, that QUOTE I posted about that power armour ****, that's humanity after reaching out into the stars... Religious fanatics basically, mission: to purge all heretics, xenos, and whatever else ain't them<whistle>

    So yeah we're still absolute ****s with cyborg **** <laugh>
     
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    I think we have to stick with what we can realistically do at the moment. Which is exploring Mars. If you had said some centuries ago we would be able to fly at 35,000 ft, and travel round the world, you'd have been locked up for being raving bonkers. New discoveries will change the way we look at things, much the same as the digital age has in our lifetime.
     
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    Seriously tho @brb

    Say for example they have to **** about with some genetic modification for the people who they want to stay and settle on Mars or anywhere else for that matter.

    If you could replace your organic lungs with summin else that could keep you "alive". That would make sense right?

    Im quite stoned
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I got halfway through that post and was like Nah that's enough.<laugh>
     
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    No chance.

    I'd rather die tbph.
     
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    Cool die bro.

    Me and the Martian cyborg bitches will just crack on
     
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    But you can't bro. No sex. Like sticking your dick in a toaster. A big reason to call it a day.
     
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    He's not thought this through mate, imagine Sucky turning Cyborg and no more weed, ever!
     
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