Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Football expert language

 

Posh ****.

 

never been a fan of them special bars with haribos n stuff like that mixed in

 

Spectacular dive by Mane.

 

Nah the Haribo ones are ****e and I generally ain't a big fan but these are genuinely banging.

@luvgonzo still owes me a quid fifty for the popping candy one.

 

I’m not made of money.

 

Soon as jotas back Bobby ain't getting near this team.

Useless ****, like a wholegrain breakfast bar

 

thought you was a propa Jew

soz

 

Slurps trying to come across as well off forgetting we all know he lives in Huddersfield.

 

Waiting til the day after Easter and everything is 10p.

 

You think he pays for em?

 

Well that was ****.

 

Probably lives in a house made of Lindt eggs there for £4.

 

So, who is going to replace Klopp? Rafa? Rodgers? Gerrard?

 

You'll be better in the 2nd half. Whoever replaces Gomes at half-time will have a harder time.

 

It's a great bar of chocolate you must weird.

 

Hassenhuttl.

 

Nothing I didn't expect tbh.

CL win never had me gassed for a second.

 

Life of a stoner that. Reckon I'd already done in about 4 Easter eggs and 25 creme eggs by this time last year

 

Probably Gerrard... In 2024.