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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

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  1. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    They're part of the furniture down there now <laugh>
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Like a battered old settee dumped in a dirty back lane <laugh>
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Papa John’s 12 inch family sized frozen pizza u23 cup


    Wow.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    What price the mackems lose again at wembley (in the £2.99 pizza final) and fail to make the playoffs? If Oxford win their game in hand, the mackems will be eighth :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Lads lads lads

    Can't wait for some more comedy nuggets from the unwashed like, the gift that keeps on giving. ****ing tramps!!
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    They are an embarrassment to football.... home and away.... remember they **** on their own seats and, by hand.. smear their own **** over away day bogs too. Simply Feral...
     
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  8. Fork Handles

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    Admit it. We all wanted them beat last night so we just a little pissed that they won.
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    This cup is so unimportant that I don't know who they will play in the final :)
     
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  10. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Morning lads. Nice to see you're all pleased about our trip to Wembley. Pity it'll be behind closed doors, but at least it's on the telly. Hundred grand if we win as well - wahey!
     
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  11. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Good morning Sid. Who are you playing in the final? Genuine question!
     
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  12. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Appropriately enough for you mags, DD, Tranny Rovers, so you'll all feel at home cheering them on in your favourite frocks!

    It is the weekend, after all :)
     
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    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    This includes your family Albert? I seem to recall your origins lie away from the dark side...?
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Yes mate, my dad is a six fingered swamp dweller too- it's embarrassing and it's hard to find him gloves at Xmas. He's not managed to get the SOL for ages though so hasn't been able to try out the new toilets/stands. He's looking forward to taking a crap where he sits in the clock stand and drinking with the rest of the Orcs in the Wheatsheaf to drown his sorrows after SAFC get dry humped off another no mark team nobody has hear of and most thought were still in the conference.
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Well, I guess if Men in Bras can beat you then so can Trannies in Frocks!
     
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  16. Julio

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    But getting ya cock out in the stands is fine
     

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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Oh ****, Mr T(edious) is back <doh>
     
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  19. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    We don't have a Clock stand any more <laugh> Roker Park went in 1999 or something like that, you daft twat :)

    Anyway, we all know you mags don't celebrate Xmas. Too busy worshipping Satan... ;)
     
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  20. Julio

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    Exposing ya cock to women and Children is better than that?

    Confirms you are a total wrang un. Nee shock
     
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