An 85 year-old man went to a brothel. “I would like a girl please,” he said. “I’m sorry?” said the woman at the reception desk. “I would like a girl, please,” said the old man. “How old are you?” said the woman “Eighty-five,” he replied. “Eighty-five? You’ve had it mate,” she said. “Oh, have I?” said the old man. “How much do I owe you?”
You probably think that you know the story of Noah’s Ark, think again, because here’s the real story: God appeared to Noah and he told him “ It’s going to rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I want you to build an Ark. It has to be 30 cubits wide and 60 cubits long and 2 stories high“ Noah replied “ I guess you want me to fill it with birds and animals.” God said, “ No, fish mainly, particularly carp. “ And Noah replied “ Ah! You want a two story carp Ark ? “
My car wouldn't start today. So I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat, sitting on the engine. It was a very polite bat, who said "hello sir, you are a handsome man, and very nicely dressed, too" I could see the problem straight away . . . Bat flattery.....
I had a lovely pet bird who's feathers all fell out, it looked really embarrassed and left me forever ... ... it was a blushing crow.
