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Off Topic Mr van Gerwen is a Troublemaker

Discussion in 'Charlton' started by The Elfsborg Sparrow, May 9, 2018.

  1. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    He's now upped the figure to £1,000

    At this rate I'll be retiring soon. He'll be back.
     
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  2. The Penguin

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    Another U-turn?
     
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  3. Dick Plumb1

    Dick Plumb1 Well-Known Member

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    I don't know why but I find Elfs less annoying than I used to.
     
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  4. Smudger603

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    That’s probably coincides with Elfs being on here less,I should imagine
     
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  5. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  6. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    Things are looking up.

    Kojak is a bad influence it would seem.
     
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  7. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    Ivor has told Kojak to f*** off back over here<laugh>

    :emoticon-0159-musicI'm in the money:emoticon-0159-music<cheers>
     
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  8. Dick Plumb1

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    What has been said Elfs?
     
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  9. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    Pretty much that tbh.
     
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  10. The Penguin

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    I don't see it.
    Paul has taken out the demand for TS to "grow a pair".
     
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  11. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    Kojak is buckling, he is texting me constantly regarding events on here.
    See you(and the money) soon slaphead<laugh>
     
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  12. Smudger603

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    Naaaa he’s got a new mucker now - I believe he’s from Wrexham?
     
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  13. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    I got the early train today and was talking to my chum getting off the train at Victoria. Walking down the platform I saw a guy looking my way, it resembled Ivor with no hair, it was Kojak<doh>!

    He was like a Greyhound running after the hare such was the speed of his tongue.

    I don't know who the bloody hell ValleyFaithful on the apologists site is but he told me VF banned Kojak for calling him a happy clapper.

    Anyway, Kojak says hello to everyone on here.

    Covid has not been kind to him, he's got a neck like a loaf of bread<laugh>
     
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  14. Smudger603

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    Banned again from itttv and the engagement is off
     
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  15. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    I wonder what I can spend £500 on?!
     
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    Season ticket?
     
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  17. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    How to ruin a day out.
    I came out of a bureau exchange in Victoria today and (literally)bumped into Kojak.
    Covid has hit him hard, he has aged badly. A wrinkly face, a 42" waist and wearing a tweed jacket<laugh>
     
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    Of all the people to meet! It must have been fate.

    Nice to see this thread up and running again after 9 months :emoticon-0157-sun:
     
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  19. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    He did say he'd love to come back but cannot afford the £1000 fine.
     
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  20. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    Regards Kojak and Ivor, Ivor is the :emoticon-0172-mooni in the relationship.
    Kojak on a Friday as a treat.
     
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