Being a Newcastle United fan is rapidly becoming an impossibility. Between deluded fans and a ****ing abomination of an owner, the entire club is entering leper-like levels of likeability. It’s more appealing to go into a care home in Portugal and give everyone a hug than bother with this ****ing club. Honestly KK is right, there’s literally nobody on planet ****ing earth could have done a worse job running this ****show.
It wouldn't surprise me if you end up eating your own ****....... ...and that's with or without any bets depending on it!