Off Topic The Burly Arms

Ben’s Bangin Chicken - tell him he can have that for nowt.

 

No virgins there mate.

 

Swear you’ve been laughing at all the Fosse is a pensioner jokes, meanwhile you’ve got 10 years on him you absolute antique.

 

Rock Jam Spice is his business name. He made that 7 bells chilli sauce that I mentioned on the dinner fred the other day.

****ing lethal stuff if you don't get the dose right.

 

Glad I don't. Got a lung thing going on so I'm up.

 

What you got in mind bru ?

Just keeping it simple at Ponky HQ tonight and having some Pitta breads with hot smoked salmon.

Got a bangin Sczechwan chilli oil to spice it up with though.

 

@Libby to confirm.

 

@Libby won't even have to check back to know this refers to Welsh slappers.

 

Nope... what's the pay like?

 

I think it’s based on your comedy value...I’m guessing you will owe them

 

Could work in his favour eventually. He'll do a Mourinho and they'll have to pay him off to get rid.

 

Fancy a trip to Wales now.

 

I'd be looking more for an Ozil contract mate ...arguably the funniest ever

 

Not delivering the goods and having your contract terminated early.

Sounds about right Fosse

 

Taking the absolute piss out of my employers whilst living the life of Riley more like

 

I don't think Butlins will stand for that mate.

 

And we’re off...

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