Off Topic The Burly Arms

No. There's a few lads who do though. My mate Ben does a bangin jerk chicken stall, so it'll be worth going just to get some lunch and chew the fat with the boys.

 

Shouldn't be that much fat on chicken mate... ask for proof of origin

 

Kin 'ell Fosse.

Does your missus put up with your jokes, or are you typing this whilst in exile in the shed ?

 

Just cracked a can.

 

What ya drinking Luv ?

 

My fave. Sierra Nevada California pale ale.

 

I’m thinking takeaway and Weed

might mix it up a bit and do Weed and Takeaway instead

will see how I feel

 

It's just for you lucky boys ... and tends to get the anticipated reaction

 

@PINKIE bad news about Stonehenge, it was stolen from Wales.

 

We've got lots of bricks, they can keep those ones.

 

If you're looking for groans of cringe mate, you've come to the right place

 

Yeah so I heard. The Welsh will be wanting those back I suppose ?

@luvgonzo to confirm ?

 

See my last.

 

'Groans of cringe' .... Cornish 50 shades... starring Ponky and his very personal St Column minor

 

You ever thought about auditioning as a Butlin's red coat mate ?

 

Ah okay, you've got bricks.

As you were then

 

Druids mate, how long they been worshipping Stonehenge

 

Got my covid jab tomorrow.

 

Turns out that they are nothing but teefing oiks in white robes mate.

 

I hope Wales hasn't got any hidden religious tales it wants to reveal. Finding out Jesus was born in Merthyr Tydfil won't go down well.