Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

He's no stranger to a cream cake

 

Presumably they are referring to stones.

 

Ah, the age old debate. Is it pronounced stowns or stonns?

 

Aye, stone, the ****...

 

Scone, with a flat "o", as in gone

 

The thing is people in Scotland are more susceptible to being badly affected by Covid because their health is generally poor with all the drink and drugs they've been consuming all their lives.

 

Like the Aussie soap Homm and away.

 

To be fair, it's not for that long then is it?

 

Only applies to the Central Belt of Scotchland.

Irn Bru and Buckfast prevails there.

 

You can get sugar-free Irn Bru now, you’d think Nickerless Spudface would be promoting that in a health drive. Too busy focussing on the plans for the new scotch reich.

 

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I got myself an appointment for two thirty

https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/arid-40226057.html?type=amp

 

well done Mick, why don’t you just firebomb an old folks home at the same time ?

 

I wouldn't worry mate, RL gets like this at this time of day. Remember the time difference.

 

****s.

 

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That is soooooo cute