Seen the most Northern thing possible today. A couple of blokes with ferrets brought in by the farmer next door to clear a load of rabbits out of the field and bit of woodland next to our house. They got over 40 rabbits ffs.
They were high tech ferrets with gps collars on lol. I think you’d have to have an extremely small penis to mount a ferret tbh like.
These blokes defo had love for the ferret but not in the carnal sense. You’ve not been up North much have you mate?
Well I had to check what a ferret was just now. I’ve spent enough time in the cities and at football up north. Not so much in Emmerdale.
I saw a guy in the supermarket yesterday, he was probably pushing 30 stone... he was standing looking at the desserts, and I was curious so hovered around to see what he’d pick. He put back his 4 baking potatoes and Philadelphia light on the shelf in the fridge and picked up a twin pack of those cream hornet things. If ever there was a ‘**** it’ moment that was it. He’s probably stepping on the scales this morning wondering why the weight gods are picking on him.
Have you seen Lawrence on TikTok? Bloke’s lost about 6 stone and documented it all on the app, I reckon he might even get to see his own tagger again by the end of the year.
Quite randomly it seems the obese are now the new target of the anti masker, anti lockdown brigade, it’s their fault we can’t go to the pub apparently. The charge is being lead by Anthea ****ing Turner - yes her. Somewhat ironic as I’m old enough to remember her and her then husband selling their tacky wedding picks and having Cadbury’s flake as their sponsor.
An image of a large unkempt man describing himself as “medium build” popped into my head for some reason.
wtf ? Anthea Turner ? I remember that tacky flake sponsored wedding ****e. About as crass as it gets for whoring yourself out for a buck. I bet her latest escapades are an attempt to try and land herself a job with one of these new right wing news TV channels that we’re about to have shoved in our faces. tacky sell out bitch
Exactly. All these absolute ****s trying to out-controversy each other to get a gig “telling it how it is”. ****ing Darren Grimes will probably drown himself in a bowl of shreddies if the phone doesn’t ring soon.
Matt Le Tuss is an anti-lockdowner isn’t he? Always see his posts popping up in social media that other people have liked.
Yeah he’s posted all sorts of anti covid **** and made some crass remarks about Anne Frank whilst trying to drive home his anti lockdown stance Then went on record crying about ‘cyber bullies’ when people told him he was a ****
I bet Murdoch is gleefully tugging at his shrivelled todger at the the thought of a 60 year old Anthea Turner being the talking head for his new right wing bullshit news. She's a perfect fit to talk **** to other paranoid white middle aged covid deniers.
