Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Mark Noble seems to have been playing for West Ham since forever.

 

Davie Klassen II

 

I like him, funny type of old school player. Think he’s a yard off the pace like these days. I bet he’ll make a good manager.

 

MMA guy. Would probably batter Donny.

 

Ah ok. Weird.

 

Yeah dyed in the wool Hammer and proper old school player.

Swear he was in the team when I last saw the Hammers play in 1989.

 

Chadwick, face like a fire damaged picture of Simon Weston

 

Oh Luke Chadwick... ok. Yeah, fair.

 

His brother Lee plays the Trumpet.

 

Luke's brother, the one in the family who was the better footballer.

 

Yeah that’s a fair comparison so far like. Can’t argue, he doesn’t do a lot with the ball. He’s a bit like Mata, but worse and slower.

 

Mata was a damn fine footballer in his prime. I think that's why Jose hated him.

 

Fairytale time.

 

What minute are United bringing their team on?

 

**** game this.

 

Eagerly anticipating the aftermath of a West Ham win on penalties.

 

Van De Beek Off
Penalty On

 

Is the rat faced orc on yet?

 

This has been so tragic it’s inevitable we’ll be denied penalties by some dross Fernandes tap-in.

 

There's some defence lawyer doing the most boring, turgid opening speech at Trump's impeachment that you will ever experience in your life. Or at least I thought it was before I flicked over to watch this.