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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. DMD

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    There's loads of cultural appropriation.

    The kilt is a Danish word for Irish clothing.
    Scots didn't wear them anyway or tartan, they wore tunics, that were yellow as they were stained with piss.
    Tartan kits were invented by an Englishman in the 17th Century, Thomas Rawlinson, who wanted safer clothing for his employees, who were too thick to find one for themselves. Tartan is a French word.
    Haggis is Roman.
    Hogmanay's French.
    Whisky's Italian, or perhaps even Chinese.
    Forget the TV and telephone too.
    Culloden was a Polish speaking Italian with Irish and French troops fighting a German bloke with an army of lowland Scots who were the sassenachs (Glaswegians). Basically, their were more Scots fighting against Charlie than there were English.
    Even the Jacobite rebellion at Bannockburn was a pro-Stewart Tory rebellion.
     
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    ^^^^^ Aldo currently picking his dropped bacon sandwich off the floor
     
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  3. DMD

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    <cheers>
     
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    Probably calls a bacon sandwich a Killie-dhoo or summat.
     
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  5. DMD

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    Piece be upon him.
     
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  7. rogueleader

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    “botched rangers admin charges”
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    Thar She Blows!
     
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    **** off Scotties <party>
     
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  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    The only blowing will be you on some Abo’s didgeridoo.

    £24m bill for ex-Rangers administrators' legal claim https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-55983492

    Taxpayer to pay Fud and Felch £24m due to unlawful prosecution.
     
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    It's so cold outside. I actually saw a socialist with his hands in his own pockets !
     
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    Scots whining about hostility from the English... <laugh>
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Not at all..Aldo thrives on Nigel beel anx yer man is the beeliest Nigel in town!

    <laugh>
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

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  15. pompeymeowth

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    Is that the collective noun? A **** of scots?

    Edit; you didn't correct it quickly enough, but at least you did.
     
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    Hull was a swamp, even in those days.
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    I know right!

    To think people actually pay to cross a bridge to get to that ****hole!

    Scotland doesn't have any bridge tolls.

    Let that sink in.

    !
     
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    Neither does Portsmouth.

    They have to pay to get out of Southampton tho.
     
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  19. DMD

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    UK has to subsidise Scotch bridges along with everything else, and the daft **** thinks they can be independent. :afro:
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Yoos pay for everything up here and you think we are the daft cùnts!

    Oi vey!

    This guys got it bad!

    <laugh>
     
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