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Sausage Sandwich vs Bacon Sandwich

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Feb 9, 2021.

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Sausage Sandwich or Bacon Sandwich?

Poll closed Nov 6, 2023.
  1. Sausage

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  2. Bacon

    40.0%
  3. F*ck off Gas You C*nt

    30.0%
  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    After the phenomenal success of my Brown Sauce vs Red Sauce thread I have expanded this further.

    The culinary fight of the century - Sausage Sandwich vs Bacon Sandwich

    What sauce you do or don't put on them is not part of the competition. If you want to call it a slice and a piece I give not a f.uck, the principle is the same. Bangers or Bacon?
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    What does your husband think?
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    He loves a sausage.

    Those curly Cumberland sausages are very nice in a fresh roll with fried onions but a good old fashioned sausage sandwich (with brown sauce) does it for this citizen.
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Both are great, but if I could only ever eat one then it would need to be bacon.
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

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    Rasher sambo for this **** and no sauce.
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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  7. stopmeandslapme

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    Sausage but might think again if we’re allowed a fried egg in the bacon one.
     
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  8. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    @ToledoTrumpton calls them sangwiches

    In Hamishshire, we call it a piece or sometimes a chit, depending if your white privilege ensured you were given an elite level job working on a building site.
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    Thing is if you went to a café in Haggisland and said "Sausage sandwich please, bit of brown sauce" even the most plebeian Sevco or Sellick burd would know what you meant.

    On the other hand if you came down here and walked into a greasy spoon asking for a piece you'd get "piece of what?" and a chit is a token or bit of paper but only if you have never lived outside the cockney 1930's East End.
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

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    Go in an Edinburgh chippy and ask for salt and vinegar on your chips and you’ll be treated with utter contempt.
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    I couldn't be doing with chip shop chips without salt and vinegar, what do they use instead, Irn Bru?
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    *chipper
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    It's fish supper with chips <ok>
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    You go into a cafe in Scotland and ask for a sausage sandwich you'll get a thoroughly deserved doing ya concha
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    That's probably too many chips tbh.
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Salt and sauce, Nonceboy. Gadgies are weirdos, you'd fit right in.
     
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  18. monacoger

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    I would call the bit of paper a chitty not a chit.
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I want to eat chips now
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

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    You're just havering,as usual.
     
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