I got to my normal season ticket seat in the Upper West ten minutes before kick-off and there was a gipsy lady sat in it, i told her it was my seat and she didn't even speak let alone apologise, maybe she was a romanian one that couldnt speak english, and eventually i got her to move, she sat in another seat down the row and the people whose seat that was came and she moved again twice before she found an empty seat to sit in, people asked her where her seat was and to see her ticket but she just ignored them and pretended she didnt understand english, maybe she didnt, i dont mind now as it was just one person but maybe she was an advance party checking how easy it was to get in, maybe there will be more of them taking other peoples seats next game, i am not racialist against gipsies, but the club need to find out how they are getting into the ground and stop it by blocking their tunnel or whatever they have as i pay a lot of money about £400 for my season ticket and i want to sit in my rightful seat, and if lots of them come there might be trouble as they might take a racialists seat and have a fight and then put a curse on the club like they did on birmingham city, so the club needs to nip it in the bud before it escalates to that, NB i am not a racialist i promise.
Lat season there were a few empty seats next to me (I know, that could have been anywhere in the ground) and a half-time a couple of lads came and sat there. Obviously weren't their seats but, hey, that's the stewards job. However they proceeded to sit on the edge of their seats and then lean forward, completely blocking my view of the JS half of the pitch. I asked them to sit back and they did for a bit but after the third time I was about to get a steward to look at their tickets (as if!) and they moved. I agree, we pay a lot of money for third level football and these freeloaders need to be sorted. I can't say they ruined the game for me, the team did that well enough. This year is different!!!
this is one reason i stopped buying a season ticket,we had a signed area top tier of north upper where i used to sit and every match their was always someone in our seats it got to a stage one game their was a massive punch up between season tickets and some oiks who stole the seats
At one match last season, there was a ghost in my seat ! I didn't notice until I sat down and then the ghost entered me. Spooky stuff.
Rick Everitt says in the program that there has been a problem with ghosts gaining free access to the best seats. Apparently the club is trying to negotiate special concessionary rates for our ectoplasmic brothers.
But your not racist towards ghosts, right? I need a post saying your not racist a minimum 6 times before we can believe you!
Got to my seat in North Upper yesterday and JK Rowling was standing in it, I asked her what she was doing and she told me she couldn't find space anywhere else, but wanted to watch the game as she is looking to launch a takeover of CAFC.
At another match, Kurt Robinson (Thurrock) and Louis Briscoe (Mansfield) were in my seats, so I moved to another row, but Phil Turnbull and Tim Deasy (Gateshead) came late to the match and said they were their seats. I'm not racialist against lower league players, but it seriously affected my enjoyment of the match to have to keep arguing with them. So I went over and sat beside Ben Wright (Braintree) and Yan Klukowski (Forest Green Rovers), who didn't seem to understand what I was saying (not being racist). We were enjoying the match until Josh Law (Alfreton) got in a fight with Shaun Whalley (Southport) and Adam Boyes (Barrow). Lower league footballers are right thugs. Before anyone says anything, that's not racialist it's a fact. Before the stewards even noticed the problem, Michael Stahlberger (Grantham) broke up the fight and Danny Sleath (Boston) took Law away from the scene to sit with Simon Spender (TNS) and Tim Sandercombe (Truro). My scouts say Spender would be a good signing, but I'm not so sure. Not racialist or anything, but if he was up to much, he'd be playing in England for Hereford or someone. At half time, I went to get a burger, but Chris Holland (Havant and Waterlooville) bought the last two for him and Darran Kempson (Grimsby). It got even worse when Ryan Bowman (Darlington) dropped ketchup all over my new shoes. Them lower league footballers are very rude, not being racialist. At the end of the match, Louis Soares (Hayes and Yeading) and Adrian Cieselewicz booed the team off. On the plus side, I was talking to Francino Francis (Tamworth) on the train home after the match, and he said that we were in talks to sign Moses Ashikodi (Kettering). Good signing if true. What do you guys reckon?
I didn't get a burger :'( I'm not being racist, but those lower league footballers didn't even seem to like the burgers they got. I had to make do with a chicken curry pie, which I didn't enjoy (not being racialist), so I gave it to Amari Morgan-Smith (Luton), who seemed to enjoy it
I had the ghost of that Sonny Liston in my seat once. Did I argue for my seat back? Well!!!! Would you??? Anyway he's Charlton through and through and hates boo-boys n all.
