Liverpool Spiral Watch

And the ref and VAR bought it

Must be the red shirt

 

About time the Merseyside police caught that ****ing sniper

 

Klopp knows, he can see it in the reporters eyes.
He was full defensive against the sky bloke yesterday.

 

He is Jurgan Klopp
From the Anfield Kop
His team are ****e
But his teeth are white
He is Klopp the Flop

 

Like a more concise version of Wordsworth

 

Had to compare it to the original...

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and I have to say, Willem Defoe's looks more believable.

 

Not quite the best champs ever, tbf

 

Don't worry bro, if there were Oscars for this ****, Salah would defo be fighting it out with Vardy.

 

Vardy does it faster though so looks better, Salah does it in slomo

 

Vardy goes down with a head shot

Salah and Mane shot in the back

 

... with them both losing out to the flying trapeze double act that is Tony Marshall and Marcus Rashfall?

 

You really don't watch football do you

Martial does go down easy on occasions but Rashford is ****ing stupid at times, he stays up and tries to go on when he really has no right to stay on his feet.

 

If you're asking can you please have Martial to take over from Jamie? Yeh sure

 

On the contrary ... I watch lots and also have a very good memory

 

That would be like asking Carlton Palmer to take over from Paul Pogba... oh ****, you might be on to something

 

Pulling up one nailed on pen from 18 months ago. The weight of evidence is incredible

 

Nailed on ... must have been a Tsunami picked him up and flung him then? ...