It's a quiet Sunday and we've got no football to talk about so I thought I would find out what annoys everyone! I'll start with drivers who don't stop at zebra crossings. Winds me up when they drive straight past and then decide to look back and say sorry. Why didn't you stop in the first place?! What are yours?
I hate driving and seeing people who want to cross at a zebra crossing, smug bastards. I drive past and turn my head as to say sorry to the ****ers..
The media. The whole Lampard thing recently, they were like "He's not good enough anymore" and claimed that he had "lost it" then the same bunch of idiots after the Bolton game when he scored a hat trick were like..."Who says he's lost it?" etc etc.
As a civillian I don't actually care if a car is coming at speed towards a zebra crossing, I treat it like a 'Automatic stop for cars' and just walk straight into the road. Not been hit yet..
I just wait and if a car drives straight across, I end up giving the driver some abuse. The drivers who do this have passed a driving test and should know that you should stop.
Some just cant be bothered to stop, then build all the momentum to get to the constant speed they were at again.. (Changing gears etc gets boring after awhile)
I get really annoyed at girls who put lots of slap on, so they look half decent.. come the next morning I feel cheated!! The next time it happens to me, I'm going to call the police and say I was raped.
My Missus' friend does that excepts she's really fit underneath it, really ****ing annoying. She has an identical twin sister who uses less make up and looks good. I often hang around when she invites them over.
I also hate it when a group of people are getting out of a lift and you are waiting to get in the lift... When you get in the lift, you find out that every button has been pressed and you've got to stop at every floor.
One of our Uni buildings has 7 floors, and a tiny lift that can only fit like 3-4 people in. I used to have a seminar on the top floor and always ended up just missing out on getting a place in the lift, so I'd run down every floor pressing the 'down' button so that it stopped every time and it took them about 10 minutes to get to the ground floor.
Could you imagine blokes stuffing their trousers and shirts with various false poultry items so they look like they're 'built' like Linford Christie? One thing I always find amusing is that on those rare occasions I dress up for Halloween with face paint and whatnot, I've actually still got less **** on my face than the average bird has going down the shops.
People who claim Capello isnt the worst England manager ever people who think Dalglish is equal to fergie people who dont think rooney is world class people who still think nani is rubbish cricket golf soaps Man City Spice boys ( lads who are more girly in appearance than barbie ) strict muslims strict catholics any other religious ****tard who follows it to a T. Safestyle UK <<<<, Oi dickhead, you see these double glazed windows???? Now do you think I want some more you thick ****! The english media. Songs of praise <<< may aswell add it in just for existing. Apple inc. <<<< wish fans would just commit mass suicide like all cults do eventually. Emus/emos or whatever they are. Vermin. fans of modern day hip hop. Die, please. ( I said please ) Steven Gerrards inability to speak english. jamie Carraghers inability to speak any language. Players who sign for City and then have a dig at united without realising they have just signed for a laughing stock. and breathe.
